- On the internet: Ugh I hate people so much
- Applying for a job: I love working with people and I'm very sociable
"So what are your plans for break?"
“Oh we should hang out some time!”
“No you don’t understand. I’m doing nothing. No. Thing. At all.”
*rolls up into blanket burrito and slithers towards nearest internet*
Fool me one, shame on me. Fool me twice, be glad I’m in therapy.